johannestevans:

high-powered executive who never actually discusses his home life much, but he has a nice packed lunch every day and he seems like he has a wife at home

he gets nominated for an award as an accountant and everyone expects him to bring his wife

and instead of a woman in a fancy dress it’s this man in a red paisley suit and they recognise him bc he???? is on posters around town, he runs a queer baking collective and does tiktoks and drag events???? and??? their boring grumpy coworker is gay and married to HIM?????

watching this highly efficient but honestly mildly mean accountant opening doors for and pouring drinks for and ordering for and generally just DOTING on his vibrantly fruity husband

he wears a pocket square made of the same bright paisley silk as his husband’s suit

ESP if. someone makes a comment about how the accountant’s job lets the husband have the freedom to do this

and the fruity one is like. oh w merchandise and things i make like double his salary. but he loves his cute little numbers and he’s great w them, why should he stop?

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psychotic-gerard:

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

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laslloronas

Have you seen fabian chairez's most recent painting theyve been making me go actually fucking insane for days "La Anunciación" "Agnus Dei"

lgbtunis:

He never ever misses

thekidsare-not-alright:

thinking about MANIA and So Much (For) Stardust both being like Folie in their own way… savoring… experimenting while someone else is footing the bill… gotta do it before it’s too late… had to do it to keep moving forward…

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raytoromoans2:

[id: two gifs from MCR’s documentary Life on the Murder Scene of Ray Toro drinking from a beer bong. Foam spills over his chin and onto his shirt, and he closes his eyes. /end id]

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monstermoviedean:

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says “well, this is the part where he kills us” and wheatley says “hello, this is the part where i kill you” and you unlock the achievement titled “the part where he kills you” (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

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tasty-tiktoks:

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haylewilliams:

I GOT TOO HIGH AGAIN, REALIZED I CAN’T NOT BE WITH YOU OR BE JUST YOUR FRIEND

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stale-compost:

burn the gender to keep warm

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